Meredith Yayanos

Hailed as an "exquisite violinist" by New Yorker magazine, Meredith Yayanos has been privileged to record, study, perform and wrassle with innumerable downtown demigods. She is also a published author and an enthusiastic kite-flyer.

Yayanos--whose theremin playing has been showcased on international Russian cable news and experimental public access television--would like you to know that yes, she has in fact seen the Theremin documentary, she agrees that "Good Vibrations" is a great song, concurs that Ed Wood was one wacky guy, and ha ha, yes, she certainly CAN "do it without touching." Now, if she gives you this drink ticket, will you go away?